Wood Booger Grill

Poems

that is the dark cloud

24JAN26

that descends upon you

planters roll in lines
when the seed is sown
the soul has a mind
all of its own

along it goes
all it sees
it'll let you know
if it agrees

think you can overrule
that is an illusion
it will take you to school
fill you with confusion

you will not be allowed
to just pretend to be true
that is the dark cloud
that descends upon you

read the verse
from the Book on the shelf
nothing is worse
than lying to yourself

listen to the wind kiss
and feather around the tree
bigfoot knows this
better than me

Enjoy your Saturday!

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Poems

can’t even be sure

23JAN26

if you’ve seen them

there are shadows 
in the trees
they that know
of the free

not fair weather
types of friends
often together
they hide & blend

the friendship pure
between them
can't even be sure
if you've seen them

they hide
as they blur
hard to decide
what occurred

haunting faces
their bells toll
to the wanting places
in your soul


Enjoy your Thursday!

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Poems

the prophets bleed

22JAN26

in their grave

melancholic your time Mark
on the boat
symbolic is the ark
we all float

the path is lost
don't be afraid
of a cost
that's already paid

two by two
don't be blue
what is true
will find you

watch the water recede
and your life save
the prophets bleed
in their grave

thru the flood
look to the sky
wait for the mud
to finally dry

joy in your heart
like a love letter
it's a new start
hope to do better

as you prepare and put
on your coat
did you see any bigfoot
on the boat

Enjoy your Thursday!

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Poems

in a “Flash”

21JAN26

on YouTube

his purpose
is not clear
don't get nervous
when he appears

carries no cash
smokes no doobs
in a Flash
on YouTube

mostly informal
wardrobe is set
is he paranormal
probably a good bet

some quick looks
more than a few
roams in books
and interviews

book is signed
the interview done
impossible to find
anything more fun

If you have read this blog very much then you know Flash refers to A Flash of Beauty. That is our favorite YouTube channel. They have the most interviews in the Bigfoot Videos section of the Menu. You definitely should check them out.

Smokes no doobs probably comes from watching the ai bigfoot videos where bigfoot seems to be eating a lot of mushrooms and smoking a lot blunts(marijuana) and running through the woods high. A lot of it is hilarious and the monologues are pretty well written. I linked one of the videos in the Music & Pop Culture section of the Menu. The video I linked is of bigfoot skydiving. I linked it because it is funny and short. But there are longer funnier ones where bigfoot is lamenting his situation. Something along the lines of “I used to be feared but now I’m afraid of my own wife.” His theological arguments with Kevin the squirrel are amusing as well.

Enjoy your Wednesday!

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Poems

with no boots

20JAN26

going around

the truth
is a pole
holds the roof
over your soul

another pole
is a tree
it is its role
to shelter the free

above its roots
their bigfeet are found
with no boots
going around

their life sweet
with majestic mighty views
try to meet
they'll likely refuse

they burst your hope
and your bubble
they need no scope
to see trouble

Enjoy your Tuesday.

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Poems

their wisdom save

19JAN26

to teach from

bigfoot is a teacher 
that doesn't teach
he is the bleachers
on the beach

watch the waves
like a beach bum
their wisdom save
to teach from

salt water lifts
your body cleaning
sometimes our gifts
have two meanings

the water moves
sent as the wind goes
you cannot prove
intent in innuendo

bigfoot knows
all about the truth
everywhere he goes
he leaves no proof

energy in the wind
it moves thru you
careful what you send
to your guru

I left out one stanza after “he leaves no proof.”

if you mention tracks
that could be a mistake
make sure you relax
when they get called fake

I omitted it out of respect for all the researchers and investigators that have spent a lot of time proving that the dermal ridges in some of the tracks would be impossible to fake. There is actually a thumbnail of Dr. Jeff Meldrum on the front of the S.S. #1 Red River Gorge Bigfoot Fest 2025 video in the Bigfoot Festivals & Attractions section of the Drop Down Menu holding a cast of a big foot track.

He also appears in the Bigfoot Videos section of the Drop Down Menu. He is in the Patterson Gimlin Film video.

I met Dr. Meldrum at the Red River Gorge Bigfoot Fest 2025. I had watched him in so many bigfoot shows and videos that it was almost like meeting Andy Griffith or something. Dr. Meldrum passed away 09SEP25. He was immediately missed in the bigfoot world.

There is a schedule of 2026 Bigfoot Events in yesterday’s blog post. I plan on putting that in the Menu.

Enjoy your Monday. Hope this is a great week for you.

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Poems

to be able to resurrect

18JAN26

have a new birth

bigfoot is unseen
a voice in the wind
that whispers this screen
is not my friend

says I'm Humpty Dumpty
up on a man made wall
says it'll all come to me
after I take a fall

says I have to connect
get closer to the earth
to be able to resurrect
have a new birth

I listen to sasquatch
his message is clear
and we both watch
as the walls disappear

Enjoy your Sunday.

Schedule of Bigfoot Events 2026

A Flash of Beauty Goes to Washington. 30-31JAN26. Lost Origins Gallery. Washington DC.

Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Festival. 02MAY26. Townsend TN.

Red River Gorge Bigfoot Fest. 30MAY26. Stanton KY.

Legends of the Mountains Townhall. 27-28JUN26. Packwood WA.

Woodbooger Festival. 25-27SEP26. Norton VA.

I intend to put this schedule in the MENU. It will be expanding.

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Poems

count your luck

17JAN26

like a four leaf clover

bigfoot on the spot
no time to think
you had better not
take time to blink

no time for a photograph
to occur
they would only laugh
at the blur

so your stuck
until it is over
count your luck
like a four leaf clover

better to wait
for a while it is true
because fate
has just smiled on you

Enjoy your Saturday .

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Poems

as both dare

16JAN26

an exciting road

bigfoot is on the level
sees thru a clear view window
doesn't play with the devil
or appear to send innuendos

no lift gate garages
with cars used for money
no gift certificate massages
or jars of Manuka honey

no favorite little pill
enjoying the zest it gives
maybe the real thrill
is toying with suggestive

bigfoot's view is clear
true he sees
as he disappears
thru the trees

Enjoy your Friday.

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Poems

know luxury is an anaconda

15JAN26

with you in its coil

it's cold outside
warm in the house
out there bigfoot abides
along with his spouse

needs no apps
drives no car
they're able to adapt
to wherever they are

they own no Honda
bare feet on the soil
know luxury is an anaconda
with you in its coil

Jack up in the Beanstalk
he can see real clear
bigfoot is ready to walk
on out of here

Enjoy your Thursday. Make Someone smile.

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