radar

03MAY26

the mountain is his highway

bigfoot has radar
it is always humming
sees you in your car 
he knows you are coming

all of your preps
all of your preparation
he is still many steps
ahead of your situation

can use his big ear
as you run all about
pretty soon you'll figure
that much of it out

he is the party pooper
lot's of fun it is true
he is the state trooper
his radar gun pointed at you

all the days and nights
you can't complain about that
bigfoot's flashing lights
and him in a campaign hat

For those of you that don’t know a campaign hat is the flat brim hat that you usually see on a military drill instructor or a state trooper. The first stanza is inspired by many researchers who claim that once they make contact with a bigfoot that some type of psychic connection is formed and that they are aware ahead of time. Many claim that they feel like the bigfoot know by the time they slam the car door shut and turn on the car. And if you are reading this for the first time I am aware that it sounds crazy : )

Enjoy your Sunday. Do not remain aloof from the goof.

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