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Ernest T. Bass & bigfoot

08AUG25

the smartest being on the planet

do not assume
bigfoot looks like an ape
if he had a costume
it would have a cape

as the information grows
and we take off the lid
it seems we do not know
what we think we did

we walk the same ground
see the same stars
bigfoot doesn't seem to be bound
by the same rules that we are

seem to be discovering
more than meets the eye
what is that hovering
in the night sky

search the info we've got
have to carefully scan it
what if we're not
the smartest being on the planet

I am not going to Hocking Hills Bigfoot Festival. I still need to put together the 200 plus photos and videos that I took of people mostly in bigfoot t-shirts at Red River Gorge Bigfoot Fest 2025 into a you tube slide show. They are now in a link in the Bigfoot section of the drop down menu.

I am intending to do a play on words involving Ernest Hemingway on one of my brother’s farm videos that I am working on. When I was googling Hemingway I was wonderfully surprised when another literary giant’s name popped up. The loquacious Ernest T. Bass from the Andy Griffith Show once again made me smile. I loved every episode of Mayberry. It is even mentioned in our Manifesto. But the episodes with the poetic ramblings and rock throws of Mr. Bass were truly something special.

I am pretty sure that my writing style is more Bass than Hemingway. And I have often told people that my poetry is probably much more influenced by Ernest T. Bass than by Shakespeare. But I will have to admit that I have always been blown away by the fact that the writer was born with that last name. There seems to be so much meaning and symbolism wrapped up in that name. It conjures up images of the strength and the power of the pen and the ability to move and craft with it.

Over the years I have been surprised when Ernest T. Bass’s name would pop up in conversations. It happened a couple of weeks ago when we were having a conversation on the street about beagles. One of the men that I was speaking with recounted with great pride how that one of his family’s beagles had been named Ernest T. Bass.

As a matter of fact Ernest T. and bigfoot share a few attributes. They both posses incredible strength. They are both able to seemingly disappear. They are both known for their rock throwing. They both seem to occasionally emerge from the mountains. They are both incredibly entertaining. They both seem to exist in the land of legends.

(As I was proofreading this post after I had already published it I had a thought that made me giggle. I wonder how many people will read this and think to themselves “He left out the fact that they are both fictional characters.”)

I have read before about how many people count the episodes of Mayberry with Ernest T. Bass in them as their favorites. It is hard to believe that he was in only 5 episodes.

I guess it just goes to show that you should never underestimate the charm and lingering effects of a man from the mountains. And in the words of Smokey Robinson and Al Cleveland bigfoot seconds that emotion.

bigfoot with video

A Flash of Beauty: Scott Taylor Video

01JUL25

in the director’s chair

it is all serene
hidden from your stare
it is his scene
in the director's chair

it's not a hoax
well maybe a distraction
there are no jokes
when he screams action

remains out of sight
that is his plan
no one can control light
the way he can

he has a love
for good film stock
he is not above
throwing a rock

part of their anatomy
designed to be ignored
won't be at the Academy
to pick up an award

I have been focusing on publishing some posts to put in the different sections of the menu lately. But today we are back to the big guy. A Flash of Beauty dropped a video with Scott Taylor 6 days ago. He is an investigator that lives in the state of Washington. It is one of the best talks that I have heard on bigfoot. He has a very pleasant and kind disposition and speaking manner. I mean this as a compliment. He reminds me of a woodsy Tim Conway.

In his talk he covers so many things. He talks about how that no one is prepared for how big they actually are. I have often thought about that. Last October I was walking by a yard and noticed a big Halloween skeleton. I stood there and looked up at it for a while. I wondered how tall it actually was. I went home and googled it and found that it was 11 feet tall. People report sasquatches as tall as 15 feet.

He also talks about the fact that a lot of people need someone to talk to after their encounter. He has taken over 200 reports and talked with witnesses who have had experiences. He states that he has actually seen them 7 times. He talks about bigfoot being a door that once you walk thru you realize that you have to let your mind out of the box that it has existed in.

All in all he is a nice guy giving just the most informative and incredible talk about bigfoot and other related stuff. He goes over a lot of crazy information in a common sense way. It is almost like you are listening to Andy Taylor explain bigfoot to aunt Bee, Barney and Opie.

The video is almost 70 minutes. That is longer than I usually leave a link for. But this video is just too good. I usually watch the long videos in chunks. I usually watch for 15 or 20 minutes and then take a pic of the timeline at the bottom of the screen to make sure I know where to pick back up. It is not a bad idea to do some type of exercise while you watch these videos. That way you will not feel guilty about the amount of time that they chew up.

Enjoy the video. You may notice. He smiles a lot.

Every time I have run this video the link seems to be starting the video at around 40 minutes in. I have tried removing the link and rewinding the video but it still starts at the same place so if you watch it you may want to make sure you are starting at the beginning. Good luck!

Here is the link for the video.(1:09:48)

bigfoot with video

bigfoot fun in the Gorge

KBRO throws a bigfoot party

Saturday I arrived
127 Halls Lane
there I survived
fun that was insane

styles I watched
in the in between
t-shirts of sasquatch
I had never seen

on the front
and on the back
for bigfoot we hunt
but first a snack

we all believe
we're ready and able
if we can just leave
this picnic table


Heaven
was displayed
it may sound silly
by the food that was made
by a truck branded Hillbilly

all the while
it was the case
there was a smile
on every face

after the show
it was all empty shelves
the KBRO
really outdid themselves




The 1st Red River Gorge Bigfoot Fest was a blast. I talked with a lot of people at the festival and a lot of them wanted to know if I was local or from out of town. And then they usually explained that they were trying to figure out where so many people came from. A lot of them said something along the lines of “I’m just shocked at how big this thing is and how many people are here.” The festival started at 10:00. I got there at 9:30 and the parking lot was already starting to fill up. And later in the day I could see traffic backed up a long way on the two lane road waiting to get in.

In the weeks leading up to the festival I had googled “what are the biggest bigfoot gatherings in the country?” and the Red River Gorge Bigfoot Fest was on almost every list. So I knew it was probably going to be huge.

It was truly an impressive event. The list of speakers was top notch. I saw Jeff Meldrum & Cliff Barackman there. Tom Shay & then Charlie Raymond kicked things off Saturday morning. They were followed by Brett Burns & then the Mountain Monsters. And Cliff Barackman & then Jeff Meldrum were the last two speakers. Then they had a bigfoot calling contest. The bigfoot calling contest allowed for a lot of variation and creativity which made it humorous and entertaining.

The festival shut down around 7pm. There were movies that were being shown at the Lions Club Park. The two movies were Harry and the Hendersons & The Legend of Boggy Creek. I knew that I was probably not going to stay around and wait for them to start but I decided I wanted to kind of take a scenic drive to the Lions Club anyway. And I’m glad that I did. It was a beautiful scenic drive. One of the parking shuttle drivers had told me to drive a couple of stop lights into town and take a left at the Advance Auto store. And that is what I did. When I got to the giant field next to a tree line where the movies were being shown the police officer told me that the films would probably start right at dusk. So I parked my car in a line and talked with a guy in a bigfoot shirt that I had already taken a picture of earlier in the day. And he said that they had already announced that the movies might be starting a little later. I looked over to the tree line and I could see some poles on the ground and the material that would be stretched to make the screen for the movies. Then I rearranged some things and headed for home.

I drove back out to the entrance to the field at the Lions Club Park. There were 3 police officers standing there. I rolled the window down and told them that I had decided to head back home. And this is the exact response that one of them leaned into the window and told me. “Okay. But you are more than welcome to stay and watch the movies brother.”

I obviously enjoyed the bigfoot festival very much. What’s not to like about hanging out with a bunch of good natured open minded people who enjoy all of the hoopla and mystery that is bigfoot. But as I drove away I felt that the experience was definitely enhanced by the location. Just the fact that it is the Red River Gorge carries its own weight. But to me I think the best thing was just how nice and friendly the people were there. Like the police officer who put his own twist on goodbye the town of Stanton, Kentucky seemed welcoming and charming in a kind of “Mayberry” way.

Or maybe we were just all operating under the spell of bigfoot. I’ve noticed that most students of Bigfootology seem to be a little more humorous and happy. But in any case I was a little bit wistful when I pulled out of that field and the town of Stanton and made my way onto the Bert Combs Mountain Parkway.

For any of you that might not know KBRO stands for the Kentucky Bigfoot Research Organization. Their founder and leader is Charlie Raymond. He will be the first video in the group of pictures that I am providing a link for below. But first I will put in a link to the KBFRO website.

Link to KBRO website.

And below is the link to the pictures and videos that I took at the festival.

Link to Red River Gorge Bigfoot Fest pictures and videos.

21OCT25

SS # 1. Red River Gorge Bigfoot Fest 2025. A You Tube Slide Show.

SS#2. Red River Gorge Bigfoot Fest 2025.

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