Hollywood

Poems

does he ride

30MAR26

with Han Solo

is bigfoot a myth
big with red eyes
is he a Sith
or is he a Jedi

does he smell bad
enough to make you puke
is he the dad
of Master Luke

not a big talker
does he mind speak
is he a Skywalker
protecting the weak

does he hide
are pics a no no
does he ride
with Han Solo

does he wait
remaining unseen
can he use hate
like Palpatine

is he a jet fighter
wearing a hood
does he have more writers
than Hollywood

does he ever give
any kind of explanation
does everybody live
in their imagination

This poem is dedicated to a former coworker who used to educate and explain to me the world of Star Wars. He was very dedicated to explaining to me how that its wisdom and examples could be applied to any situation. It was always amusing. That’s for sure.

Enjoy your Monday. Hope it will be a great week for you.

NOTE: The blog has a menu with more video content. On a computer it is at the top of the screen. On a tablet or mobile device it is the 3 stacked slashes to the right of the word ASTRA. Enjoy the blog.

Poems

the just and the proud

27OCT25

they never die

bigfoot language art
the samurai chatter
he gets to the heart
of all that matters

in the past
Hollywood told a lie
there is no last
of the samurai

it is written in the clouds
silver lined floating in the sky
the just and the proud
they never die

they make their choices
the eyes of the brave
together their voices
rise from the grave

their bell tolls
muffled in angel feathers
they still roll
and hold it all together

let the evil connive
in its reward for sin
the samurai are more alive
than it's ever been

This may be the week that I head for the “holler” in Virginia where I grew up. I’ll know more as I get more reports on the leaves changing color. But there is always the fact that if I wait too long they may fall off of the trees. It all kind of reminds me of the CLASH song from back in the 80’s “Should I Stay or Should I Go.” Google it and take a listen. It’s a rockin’ tune for the ages. And in my case the aged : )

I hope that whatever this week holds for you that you make it fun. Let it put a smile on your face and all of those around you.

bigfoot with video

Tim “Coonbo” Baker bigfoot video

26JUL25

less is more

bigfoot with giant lungs
many people seek
some with their tongue
in their cheek

running and screaming
and knocking on trees
he's got some people dreaming
more than the birds & the bees

everybody talks about
that he's larger than scale
he could wipeout
a bunch of NFL

bigfoot speaks no grammar
possesses the old Hollywood touch
knows you can only have glamor
if you don't reveal too much

to sell this
he draws with a MAGIC marker
he learned this from ELVIS
and Colonel Tom Parker

The hay adventure came to a close yesterday. I shot so much footage that It will probably turn out to be several videos. In the next day or so I will head out of the holler. While I am still here on the farm I thought it would be a good time to post a really good bigfoot interview with another farm boy. He grew up on a farm and claims that bigfoot or “boogers” as a lot of the people in the south call them have always been on his farm. It is a long interview. So I suggest that you break it down into something like 20 minute segments. I usually take a picture of the time line at the bottom of the screen so I know where to come back to just in case the device that I am watching it on doesn’t automatically start me there the next time. And like I have written before I usually try to do some type of exercise while I view these things so I don’t feel like I have “wasted” so much time.

Mr. Baker gives a fascinating talk. He worked for NASA. So he talks about a lot of the science in his search. He explains everything in a very down to earth manner. He has a fascinating story about a Shofar. That is a horn that he had to track down a Jewish mystic to help him learn to use. His interview is part of The Flash of Beauty you tube channel. It has definitely been one of their more popular interviews. He has another interview where he conducts a tour with them on his farm and he shows them the actual places where the events happened.

There are a lot of great story tellers that come out of the farms of the south. And he is definitely one of them. Enjoy the video.

Here is the link for the video.(1:45:45)

Hawaii

Eddie Would Go

26JUN25

listeners of the wind

we plow in the dark
hands on the handle
his hands on the bark
bigfoot lights the candle

our ignorance broken
we see a glimmer
we hear it mind spoken
a voice from a shimmer

our inner child is loosed
the know it all is gone
as we are introduced
n2 the world of the unknown

we have become a seer
a listener of the wind
and now we are freer
than we have ever been

we continue to plow
but are no longer slaves
now let's talk about the Aikaus
who rode the big waves

I had not planned on doing another post on Hawaii so soon but this poem and idea woke me up about 0415 this morning. So I guess we will try to make it to the beach on this wave. I just saw on the internet yesterday where Clyde Aikau had passed away about a month ago. I had always planned on doing a post on Eddie Would Go.

Around 2001 I think we were leaving the Safeway on Kam Highway in Kapolei and I kept on seeing these bumper stickers that said Eddie Would Go. So I immediately found out that they were for Eddie Aikau who had been a legendary lifeguard and big wave surfer at Waimea Bay.

In 1968 Eddie was the first lifeguard hired by the City & County of Honolulu for the North Shore. He had left school at 16 and had been working at the Dole pineapple cannery. No one was lost while he worked as a lifeguard at Waimea. In 1978 he volunteered to be a crew member on the Hokule’a. That is a double hulled voyaging canoe used by the Polynesian Voyaging Society to retrace the routes and methods of the ancient Hawaiians and Polynesians.

The Hokule’a left Hawaii on March 16, 1978. After developing a leak the vessel capsized about 12 miles south of Moloka’i. Eddie volunteered to take his surfboard and swim to Lana’i to get help. Actually he insisted against the captain’s reservations to leave the vessel and go for help. If you read about or watch many of the videos about this tragedy there is a lot of discussion about Eddie convincing the captain to let him go. (Eddie Would Go). Eddie was last seen by the members of the crew taking off his life jacket so he could paddle on his surfboard better. The crew was later rescued by the Coast Guard. According to Wikipedia the search for Eddie’s body was the largest in Hawaiian history.

That is a very brief account of the whole thing. There are many articles and videos on the internet that can catch you up to speed. He has been memorialized with one of the most famous surfing competitions in the world. Quicksilver sponsored “The Eddie” up until 2016. The first one was in 1985. It was held at Sunset Beach. In 1987 the event moved to Waimea Bay and Clyde Aikau won the contest. Hollywood could not make up a better story than Eddie’s little brother winning it the first year at Waimea.

The contest itself has several restrictions. It can only proceed if the waves are a minimum height of 30 feet. I have heard this explained several different ways. And honestly I still don’t have clear understanding of it. Wikipedia says that it has to be a minimum of a 20 feet open-ocean swell that translates to a wave face height of 30 feet. Let’s just say the waves have be too big for most mortals to consider paddling their boards into. And they do have to swim out into the waves with their boards. Jet skis are not allowed to tow surfers out.

Supposedly the phrase “Eddie would Go” was coined by surfer Mark Foo when they were deciding whether or not to proceed with the contest because of the dangerously high waves. Quicksilver has entire surf stores named Eddie Would Go. Or they did. They stopped sponsoring the contest in 2016 and the Aikau family sought out local sponsors to sponsor the event when the waves were high enough. The contest allows 28 surfers to participate.

Hawaii is a place of traffic problems. And the Kam Highway on the North Shore is a 2 lane highway. You can google some of the traffic and parking jams when there is a big surf contest on the north shore. There are even traffic and parking jams when the waves are high and people just want to drive out and park along the highway to watch them.

I am including the links to 3 short videos on the Aikaus. The first one is a short segment of an ESPN film on Eddie. The second one is of Clyde riding his last time at The Eddie. The third one is of Clyde leading a group of surfers out at Waimea before the contest to do the circle ceremony. The news station is using the footage to announce his death. It is almost achingly and hauntingly beautiful. In that third film when he raises his arm and finger in the sky from 1:18 to 1:22 you can see the white bell tower of St. Peter and Paul Church behind him. If you are ever on the North Shore you can use that landmark from almost any where up and down the coast to know where Waimea is.

If you only have time to watch one of the 3 clips watch the last one. Because honestly that is the VIBE that we should all try to be in.

SMILE

ALOHA

Link for Eddie ESPN video.(4:57)

Link for Clyde at The Eddie video.(2:29)

Link for Clyde leading the Circle Ceremony video.(2:22)

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